Conscious Mind (CM): “Hey SC (Sub-Conscious mind), I can’t really comprehend the horror of what I’m seeing here”
SC: “Well, whattaya want me to do about it?”
CM: “Oh, I dunno, usually you make light of things for me so it’s not so painful to look at… got any jokes?”
SC: “No man, not this time… I can’t make anything of it either…”
CM: “Ummm, not even a little? Can’t you make light of it at all? I mean, that’s how I deal with this stuff and don’t go all crazy on you… you give me dark humor to shield the horror and I stay reasonably sane, right?”
SC: “Naw, I got nothing… there’s no way to make light of that… It’s just too messy and awful”
CM: “You mean you’re going to let me wake up and roll out to this and you’re not going to give me any twisted humor so that I can at least, um, you know… joke about it and not throw up?”
SC: “Well, I don’t want to… cuz I hate when we throw up… howsabout I just give you a picture of a cute kitty cat playing with string and you can retreat into your own little world for a while… deal?”
CM: “Deal.”
Later that day…
Random Friend: “Hey CK, why are you so quiet today?”
Me: “Hehehehehehe! Look at the kitty cat! Meowmeowmeowmeow meowmeowmeowmeow! You can has cheezburger! Awww.”
