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This is your friendly neighborhood paramedic-turned-writer Ckemtp here with:

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Yep, right up there in the middle. The “Services I Offer” button.

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  • http://www.999medic.com Medic999

    Nope, no way, I have to keep this clean and professional……

    *walks away with both hands clamped firmly over his mouth*
    :-)

  • http://twitter.com/EMTGoose Brad Buckler

    I have to agree with Mark… I really wanted to go high school and make this dirty, but I can’t. I have too much respect for you :)

    ~Brad
    @EMTGoose

  • Christopher Updike

    <> I’m pretty sure that this is what they are talking about when they tell you in probation about making comments that could someday come back and haunt you! Its how you get a nickname for sure!

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Chris Kaiser aka "Ckemtp"

I am a paramedic trying to advance the idea that the Emergency Medical Services can be made into the profession that we all want it, need it, and know it deserves to be.

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  • Comments
    Amanda Millisa Hargis
    Why do Ambulances Carry Epi-Pens?
    I tend to strongly disagree with you on this. They absolutely MUST have an Epipen available. By the time the ambulance gets there its already to a critical point if there was no medication available. The time it takes to secure an IV and get that injection in them means death for the patient. Period.…
    2015-04-24 10:20:00
    roseyoungstewart
    Patient Friendly Jokes
    i think it is follicle stimulating hormones.
    2015-03-28 18:05:00
    Andrew Randazzo
    Why do Ambulances Carry Epi-Pens?
    Interesting. I've never heard of ambulances carrying EpiPens. I've worked in Wisconsin and Tennessee. Both places have always allowed EMT-B to draw up from Epi ampules. However, when seconds count, I could see EpiPens being something EMTs and Paramedics could benefit from. It's just costly.
    2015-03-18 09:34:00
    totwtytr
    Why do Ambulances Carry Epi-Pens?
    It's definitely faster and it's accurate. There's really no down side to it at all. Other than the fact that some people give it when it's not needed, but that's not dose related.
    2015-03-17 21:01:00
    DoYouKnowShitFuck?
    Colorado CRNAs Vs. Virginia Physicians? An interesting feud for EMS
    Paramedics aren't educated or organized enough to pull anything like that off. Hell, you can't even protect your medics from dangerous hours, lack of downtime requirements, and horrific pay.
    2015-03-17 00:20:00

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