A new addition to the blog

Howdy Everyone!

This is your friendly neighborhood paramedic-turned-writer Ckemtp here with:

An Important Announcement

As part of my continued struggle through my capitalistic tendencies, I have decided to offer a suite of services to those who may want some sweet services. (see what I did there? The pun? Funny, right? Yea.. it’s funny) You can find those services above the post in the navigational bar.

Yep, right up there in the middle. The “Services I Offer” button.

Want me to write for your organization, speak for your conference, or ginzu up your data?

Here’s your chance.

  • http://www.999medic.com Medic999

    Nope, no way, I have to keep this clean and professional……

    *walks away with both hands clamped firmly over his mouth*

    :-)

  • http://twitter.com/EMTGoose Brad Buckler

    I have to agree with Mark… I really wanted to go high school and make this dirty, but I can’t. I have too much respect for you :)

    ~Brad
    @EMTGoose

  • Christopher Updike

    <> I’m pretty sure that this is what they are talking about when they tell you in probation about making comments that could someday come back and haunt you! Its how you get a nickname for sure!

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Chris Kaiser aka "Ckemtp"

I am a paramedic trying to advance the idea that the Emergency Medical Services can be made into the profession that we all want it, need it, and know it deserves to be.

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  • Comments
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    The Home Cook vs. the Professional Chef – What EMS Can Learn from Cooking
    […] I’ve been working on this post for a couple of weeks, and then along comes LUTL and Chris Kaiser who posts on pretty much the same topic, and does a better job of it, but I’m going to post it anyway. Here’s a link to Chris Kaiser’s article. […]
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    […] Real-life scenarios are a powerful tool to utilize in public safety training. Watching emergency scenarios can help first responders analyze the best course of action before they are in a real-life situation. Watching real life scenarios such as those displayed on Save My Life: Boston Trauma and Boston EMS allows public safety personnel to look at…
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    Amy Lee
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    Cookbook medicine. The Medical Director of my Paramedic School...way back when...was fond of saying that. It was a term I took seriously, and wasn't afraid of branching away from those "recipes". I still take it seriously as a LPN, working geriatric dementia. Some people get stuck, or don't bother to utilize the critical thinking skills…
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    […] a pulmonary embolism, aneurysm, pneumothorax, pericarditis, or an acute coronary syndrome (PAPPA for chest pain) and know how to differentiate between and tailor their treatment towards those […]
    2015-07-24 10:15:23
    Ckemtp
    The Home Cook vs. the Professional Chef – What EMS Can Learn from Cooking
    You're the guy? I knew I had a chef or two in the audience! Thanks for the kind words.
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